Poem 13

I was underwear shopping
With my dad and it was
One of the most awkward
Things ever. How did this start?
My dad was doing laundry
And he told me he thinks
My underwear looks like
It was made for a 5-year-old
Japanese girl. I like that
Style, dammit. Do not tell
Me I cannot wear that. But
He made me buy more
Underwear. I get to keep my
Other underwear too so I am
Secretly not going to wear the
New one because I tried it
On and it is very uncomfortable.
How do you girls wear this? It
Is like so small and not even
Cute and it goes up your butt
What the fuck. I think I will
Stick with my
Frilly
Poofy
Kawaii
Cutesy
Pantsu
And do not tell me that
I cannot wear that.