I love whoever wrote this.

I saved up one thousand dollars.
It's in the fucking bank right now.
And I am going to buy the fucking moon.
I'm going to have some fucking moon parties.
You're all invited.
Probably no sound and shit on the moon,
So just subwoofers.
Millions of them.
I'm gonna have internet and shit.
(One long internet cord. Fuck wireless.
I know, internet cords diminish blah blah
Fuck you
I have super internet.)
And I'm gonna build a fucking engine
And I'm gonna fucking drive to the moon
Fuck flying, I'm driving.
I'm gonna make space roads,
All over fucking space.
And it's gonna have a huge fucking bumper sticker
Telling the aliens to get the fuck off my space road.
Fuck yeah, moon parties.