"Poem" 31

I feel lonely because
I was typing and I made
A clever joke and I smiled
To myself and I thought
"Oh Noriko, you are funny!"
So I laughed a little
But that little turned into a lot
And next thing I know my side
Hurts and I am gasping for
Breath because I laughed
So hard.
I think I like to talk to
Myself now because I am
Funny and I make myself laugh.


Oh god


Never mind.
I do not want to talk to myself.
I looked into a mirror and
I saw this ugly person and
I do not like ugly people so
I told myself to go away
And I spun around in my chair
And I took another drink of this
Killer sugar drink.
They call it a soft drink
But it is a hard drink because
It is hard on your body.
Buh-dum tss.