I just stretched very hard.

I woke up this morning
To my head hitting me and yelling at me
"Noriko! Get up! Get up, you lazy bastard!"
I opened my eyes and I picked up my phone
That was laying on my chest and I
Looked at the messages you sent while
I was in sleeping mode.
I put my phone down and I turned my head
To look at the pillow and
I put a hand on the pillow and I
Gave it a kiss.
I did not want to get up this morning
Like all mornings, of course,
But I slowly got out of bed
And grabbed my towel and clothes
And I rolled over to the shower.
I am lazy.
It is 30 minutes until I have to leave
And I am still naked
In a towel
On my computer.
Fufufufufu.