Dammit

My dad likes to make fun of me
So to embarass me he told
All of his friends that I like to
Rub dryer sheets on me.
Now I have one thing to say to that:
THEY SMELL GOOD.
Dammit, I like the smell of dryer sheets.
Don't you DARE make fun of me for that.
I like the smell.
I want to smell like them.
Case closed.
Fuck you.