Comedy show!

I think if I could get a hold of a gun
And go to an event full of
Children and parents, I would stand
In the middle of everyone and I would
Shoot myself. I will make my blood splatter
All over the kids and I will
Make the parents scream.
My last words will be in their minds forever.
I will scream it.
I will repeat it.
I will make people cry.
But in the end no one will care.
I am just a hikikomori, after all.
And it's comedy.
Let's make the kids laugh!